Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

New Musicy

An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)

“That dress is so new musicy.”

by Newmusicygirl March 31, 2024

New beginning

The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.

That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...

by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021

New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

New word

a word that has been created recently using the plus button located on the Urban dictionary website. Anyone can create a new word, and it can take just a second. Once the word is added it is not considered a new word anymore.

I just created a New word on Urban dictionary!
Creating a new word is not special anyone can do it.

by simplybuiltdifferent June 20, 2021

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.

Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.

by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021