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Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010
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Double Ds

A component of the song "Jordan Belfort"

A girl or woman with a DD bra size
Bitch with double Ds she's a love of my erection and her mini ovaries but I ain't about affection so easily the sober me just smokes and then forgets em. Sometimes this life seems a little simple, especially when they tell me that I am something special... (Jordan Belfort) jordan belfort bitch bra breasts
by Queen of the valley July 17, 2016
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Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.
Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.
by datguy5924 December 19, 2017
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The Double Stuffed Donut

The recipient will be taking a shit. When the turd is mostly out of the ass, it gets shoved back in, followed up by putting the givers dick or a dildo in immediately after it.
by Broom Stick Jesus June 19, 2024
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Double whammy

Double whammy- Is most commonly know as having someone wack you off but not using there own hand they grab the person being jacked wrist and slowly thrust up and down using his hand while the control to his wrist is completely relaxed leaving your gay fuck buddy to to do the work with your hand until you bust.
My fuck buddy gave me a double whammy last night it was great
Pronounced: {duhbol–whaaaahme}
by Sqwahsqwah24 January 8, 2018
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Double shot

When you throw a shot of alcohol down someone’s throat while you are coming inside of them.
Girl I’m gonna double shot you so hard tonight.
by Urethratoucher69 May 22, 2021
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double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.
Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky
by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022
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