Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Team No Galeto

when your friend says double team while your hitting a nicotine device you say no galeto and dap up your partner, make sure you snap your fingers after the dap up. one this happens you and your friend both chief the nicotine device to hell until the owner notices.

*my girlfriend hands me the yummy disposable* keygan: double team?”
caleb: “no galeto*
caleb and keygan *dap up* *snap*

caleb and keygan *chieffing nicotine device*
grace “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NICOTINE”
caleb and keygan *run*
Double Team No Galeto

by Jackajackajacka November 8, 2021

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025

Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

Double gazing

When someone one is so good looking that you cant help but look at them at least a second time.

That girl totally fancies me, i caught her double gazing at me.

by Blowminder August 13, 2018