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Fake Chickening

The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth
“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening
by Pillowcase76 June 13, 2022
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Sea-Chicken

A bird commonly found by the sea, almost as bad as pigeons. Also are called The Jerry.
Look at all those sea-chickens!!!
by Iluvhotm0ms03 June 13, 2022
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Chicken nuggets

This food is the preferred food of the gods, it makes wars over how good it is.

See also: Gimme more, Yum Yum, God's blessing.
Leader - "What do we want?"
Crowd - "Chicken nuggets!"
Leader - "When do we want it?"
Crowd - "Now!"
*Cuts to news reporter*
TV reporter - "And that's how Mc Donalds got swarmed this Saturday"
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Chicken

I miss chicken :(
by OfficialRaymondRivera June 15, 2022
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chicken tax

A tariff used to protect local markets.
I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.
by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022
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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
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I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken
Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken
by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022
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