Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

by meowing tiger February 03, 2020

Fuhmunda Cheese

Anything that smells like it's been stored under a dirty toenail.

Man that shit is rank! It's smells worse than fuhmunda cheese!

by Expolady February 22, 2022

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 02, 2017

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 15, 2023

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 15, 2019

Sick Cheese

a person who is just too cool

Mia, Sarah and Laura are all sick cheeses ;)

by cool dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 03, 2009