Double sussy baka

When you’re double the sussy and single the baka.

Kate doesn’t know what a caterpillar looks like, she is a double sussy baka

by Ivan_daniels-puckered:butthole July 31, 2021

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 15, 2016

Double faced entendre

Somebody who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you one side being an angel one side being a devil.

Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre

by MeatRocket June 24, 2021

Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND

1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him

by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

double enturdre

When one confuses another with senseless, run-on bits of text meant to make the target not know whether or not you are being sarcastic.

<Nerd> OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA GET SO WET AND LET ME TAP IT AFTER I SHOW HER MY NEW HE-MAN DOLL COLLECTION AND CASTLE GREYSKULL OMGGG
<Troll> yeah that works
<Nerd> SWEET! ...WAIT AMINUTE
<Troll2> lol nice double enturdre

by Chris K. Engel August 24, 2010