The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Get the Red thumbmug. When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
Get the Red Chainedmug. by brown jace December 3, 2021
Get the Red Creek basketballmug. A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. by Wolfygirl9853 November 18, 2022
Get the Red pandamug. What are those red thunderbolt filters about?
Ans: They are symbol of support for women striking against abortion ban
Ans: They are symbol of support for women striking against abortion ban
by Eevee666x October 27, 2020
Get the Red Thunderboltmug. Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night
by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011
Get the Red Chestedmug.