double friction

1. Alternative word for 'fuck'.
2. Substitute swear word.

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.

by Kristiana January 11, 2008

Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 6, 2023

double faced entendre

somebody who has two personalities

You're bad babe, you double faced entendre- Oliver Tree

by mightknight June 29, 2021

double special

When a man is having sexual intercourse with an obese woman, but is penetrating her abdomen because he cannot reach her vagina cavity. For the woman to "get off", he then inserts his fist into her anal cavity while he is thrusting his pelvis into her midsection.

"Girl, he got me so good with the double special last night!"

by sashmcc August 24, 2016