double friction

1. Alternative word for 'fuck'.
2. Substitute swear word.

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.

by Kristiana January 11, 2008

Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

Double shot

When you throw a shot of alcohol down someone’s throat while you are coming inside of them.

Girl I’m gonna double shot you so hard tonight.

by Urethratoucher69 May 22, 2021

Double dipping

When a couple is making love and the male pulls out to ejaculate so he does not impregnate her. Then after he fully cums he proceeds to continue right where he left off.

Hey Ian, man I tell you what; I was Double Dipping in Elizabeth all night since I don't need a kid just yet.

Niiiiccceee Jacob!

by HandsomeRan October 14, 2020

Double L

A person who is described as a "Lint Licker"; typically used as an insult towards dirty, unkept, bum, untamed men. Can also describe a person who enjoys eating hairy cooch (the hair would be the lint in this case and the male is the licker) , typically used as an insult toward eaters who eat different women's cooches often.

Will: John is such a Double L
Pat: A what?
Will: John gave head to samantha uncut, he's a lint licker
Pat: Oh wow john gets down, he is a double L

by doowapshoewap June 3, 2024

double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.

our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.

by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022