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Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
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Texas Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.
by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023
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Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
by A random shithead May 23, 2023
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texman

Abreviation for Texture Manager.
Release the texman

Texmen
by Texman Corporation May 24, 2023
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Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.
John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you
by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023
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Texting Anxiety

The anxiety you get when texting someone, typically most people with a
anxiety have this.

You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.
Person 1: I remember when that too!

Person 2: ok

Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety

Person 2: k

Person 1: be right back

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by Puppykittylover June 4, 2023
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textpage

Alternative form for Text Message (SMS). From when Pagers 📟 could receive SMS messages.
“I ain’t at home, but you can Textpage me on my iPhone.”

“Send that to my Textpage”

Go head n Textpage me over on Messenger
by wgbnax June 9, 2023
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