Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.
I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.
by PDirty December 28, 2018
Get the Monkey Buttonmug. An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023
Get the Intercourse Monkeymug. by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
Get the Closet Monkeymug. When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
Get the Monkey sexmug. A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
by Tubbie November 23, 2021
Get the Monkey's Memesmug. The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. by human 2 January 25, 2024
Get the monkeymug.