nut log

the poop of a gay man

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

fridge nut

When you have cold balls

“I have fridge nuts!”

by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017

Timmy tough nuts

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social

Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen

by Yaint shit son November 5, 2020

Nut cheese

Cheese like growth/fungus that grows between the flee bidden thighs of a West Virginian Orangutan.

My name is JON-EEE and I have a Nut cheese disorder.

by Rankinggggqueen November 11, 2020

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high

I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool

by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

no nut no jizzy

Another form of "no cap" also can be used as a greeting in Germany.

when used as a greeting, cocks must be held.

Bruno I haven't seen you in forever no nut no jizzy bro.

by Vapy February 5, 2024