cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

Cat

THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! {cute and soft}

I got a new cat

by J the denki fan May 16, 2021

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by anonymous January 18, 2022