double special

When a man is having sexual intercourse with an obese woman, but is penetrating her abdomen because he cannot reach her vagina cavity. For the woman to "get off", he then inserts his fist into her anal cavity while he is thrusting his pelvis into her midsection.

"Girl, he got me so good with the double special last night!"

by sashmcc August 24, 2016

Double L

A person who is described as a "Lint Licker"; typically used as an insult towards dirty, unkept, bum, untamed men. Can also describe a person who enjoys eating hairy cooch (the hair would be the lint in this case and the male is the licker) , typically used as an insult toward eaters who eat different women's cooches often.

Will: John is such a Double L
Pat: A what?
Will: John gave head to samantha uncut, he's a lint licker
Pat: Oh wow john gets down, he is a double L

by doowapshoewap June 3, 2024

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 15, 2016

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”

Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.

by hadoublery July 10, 2011