someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.
Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"
by justuh normal guy October 28, 2009
Get the Dog Womanmug. by woodsy140 September 24, 2012
Get the dog day afternoonmug. An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.
Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the the dog ate my datamug. A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.
by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021
Get the What da dog doin?mug. A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.
Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
by kettle__ September 8, 2010
Get the Love Sick Puppy Dogmug. 
This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012
Get the faster than a scalded dogmug.