Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later

Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.

by McShieldold May 15, 2022

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

Screaming over Mac n' Cheese

when you discover your wife/girlfriend/partner having sex with another man. it refers to yelling at them and being ignored aside from the squelching sound of them fucking that sounds like Mac n' Cheese

you: when I saw them, I felt like I was screaming over Mac n' Cheese
Bro: that's rough man

by Makka6670 October 29, 2025

Cheese tunnel

When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

gotta get that cheese

When you go to the store and get cheese.

"Oh man lets go to the store, mom. Gotta get that cheese!"

by HelpMeI'mATurtle April 16, 2017