Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

Cat Noir

THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM

Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS

by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

Cat

the devil under the furry coat

um... there's a cat?

by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

Cat

The cat is similar in anatomy to the other felid species: it has a strong flexible body, quick reflexes, sharp teeth and retractable claws adapted to killing small prey. Its night vision and sense of smell are well developed. Cat communication includes vocalizations like meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting as well as cat-specific body language. A predator that is most active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular), the cat is a solitary hunter but a social species. It can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small mammals. Cats also secrete and perceive pheromones.

That cat is very hyper.

by Hmmmmmmm....... June 4, 2022

Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021