If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 7, 2010

by Kyle00110 February 7, 2024

by Suzysucksasslol November 25, 2020

by MattieWookie69! July 20, 2023

Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now
Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

by Morsetaga May 13, 2024
