this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
"man, I gotta be urban dictionary discreet with this one lol"
by kitkatkatie_rawr February 4, 2022
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A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.
The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!
by pseudonimsj October 24, 2023
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Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep
Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me
by Urban Nine February 2, 2023
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The act of slobbering all over and downing snapples left and right while still maintaining consciousness even though u r in the verge of collapsing
by Jeff826373848 November 20, 2018
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The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside
Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff

City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night

Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit
by Saucy 823 March 2, 2016
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Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?
by Bucketism January 7, 2020
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