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Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.
by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019
mugGet the Catmug.

Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.
Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!
by Mdizzy July 5, 2012
mugGet the Skin some catmug.

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
mugGet the Catsmug.

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
mugGet the Tesla Catmug.

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017
mugGet the Cat rollermug.

cat

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them
by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021
mugGet the catmug.

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