When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
by Wifey 7643279 January 09, 2021
To screw it up
by G-L-O-R-I-A March 06, 2018
When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
by Sataniel00 January 08, 2021
by Justin Casuccio July 23, 2006
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by mikey mcg August 15, 2006
The human penis
by green fire dragon June 22, 2010