Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020

penis

girls shuv there pussys in it

he has xxxxxss penis

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

Penis

A dick that can make some girl horny

Omg He used his penis

by PENSI6912 November 28, 2019

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025