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Monkey

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)
Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!
by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019
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monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.
by Larzee April 4, 2011
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shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
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Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
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fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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