by amongus balls April 21, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. by Tommy fury April 10, 2022
Get the Four Fingers Upmug. A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
Get the thirty finger handjobmug. The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.
Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.
by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024
Get the Fudge Fingermug. Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingersmug. by Joshua villasana May 20, 2022
Get the Four fingers upmug. by Crazymanwow1244 September 5, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug.