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POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024
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Cum

Why did you go on urban dictionary to find this ok fine i will talk about it.
Cum is when you fucking pee in someones ass and juice comes out!
Example: i will go cum.
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by Dakhel July 19, 2022
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cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.
"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."
by Funcundo August 5, 2016
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Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.
Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!
by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017
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Cum bubble

An incredibly great insult to call you’re children
by Big boi bad man October 9, 2018
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cum gutter

1. a group chat where extremely offensive, racist, vulgar memes are shared.

2. a friend group of drug addicts and alcoholics in a rehab facility (aka the cool kids) who evolved into an exclusive gang after bonding over the group chat
Girl: “bro, look at this racist meme!”
Guy: “holy shit that’s hilarious, send it to cum gutter.”

Nerd: *walks over to the lunch table where cum gutter is sitting*

Girl: “sorry, cum gutter only. you can’t sit with us you fucking LOSER
by thelittlestrawberry January 18, 2022
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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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