fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap
I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!
by Skuttle larva March 08, 2019
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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baby cheese

its when breast milk or formula milk, specifically not dairy milk, gets caught in the neck rolls of a 3-6 month old baby and it becomes sticky and solid and then the baby smells sour. baby cheese
oh wow did you hold jessica's baby?
yeah, it smelled like baby cheese
by thebaba June 24, 2022
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Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.
Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!
by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021
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eating her cheese

When your eating ass and she shits in your mouth
I was eating her cheese early
by Tman2989 February 02, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.
Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...
by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 08, 2023
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