Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"

You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter

by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020

Cheese pool

When a womens vagina is completely filled or submerged in semen by multiple guys

"1: Hey dude...."
"2: hmm?"
"1: i gave this girl a cheese pool last night and her clit is torn"
"2: DAMN!*

by DESTINY936 June 21, 2024

Cheese Samich

This is what we consider a “Good boy” he is often confused & probably out getting high with some friends, but when he is around he cherishes everyone’s attention to the fullest, as for he cannot get enough; he is usually found in the middle of a cuddle pile or flying virtual jets; he doesn’t talk unless he’s around some friends or other pilots.

Cheese Samich - The Center of Attention

“Have you seen Cheese?”

“Yeah! He’s over with the group in front of the mirror; talking up a storm.”

by The Mozzy November 23, 2021