Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

nerv the cat

a grey cat that is mainly the main character of the awesome humoristic? short animation series called "Evaporate" by Jacob Lenard aka HorseFolder.

you should definitely watch it on youtube :3

person1: yo i like nerv the cat, he's much like me
person2: how is this not that popular? the animation is awesome.

by Silly Duder August 25, 2025

cat

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.

LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"

by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020

wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.

Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.

by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012

squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

Cat

Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.

“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”

by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020

Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by anonymous January 18, 2022