by mr juggly May 11, 2013
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After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
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"Yo man, you see that ass nickle right there? I hit that last night."
"Carl, you're disgusting. Tomorrow you need to get tested for std's."
"Carl, you're disgusting. Tomorrow you need to get tested for std's."
by Freaky frank January 6, 2014
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"Yo, you got dat ass-blade?" "I'll trade you ten cigs for dat ass-blade." "Jimmy, Big Dom come see you last? Yeah, he on it every night by now. Shit, you need to get dat ass-blade."
by Motorboat and a Mohawk March 4, 2014
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The other day I was trying to get up the escalator when suddenly this really large lady stood right in front of me and totally ass trapped me.
by dom101 March 23, 2014
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