double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

double-edging

a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.

hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!

by kintymaddog August 12, 2009

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double gazing

When someone one is so good looking that you cant help but look at them at least a second time.

That girl totally fancies me, i caught her double gazing at me.

by Blowminder August 13, 2018

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025

double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.

I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!

by rider brown March 16, 2017

Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022