Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.

Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian

by That24vdude June 7, 2022

Double Pringle

When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender

Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?

by Princessofwails June 9, 2022

Double dump

When you Cleveland steam a girl then break up with her immediately after

Chad: I double dumped Lisa last night.

Mike: that must have been a messy one

by Dirty mike & the boyz June 13, 2022

Double Plater

A mother fucker with two license plates who should only have one. These mother fuckers never know how to fucking drive or use there blinker.

Woah, Billy you see that dumb bitch from New York? She just merged in front of that tractor trailer without her blinker.

Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.

by Retardman6942069 June 15, 2022

Throwing up double 4’s

Throwing up double 4’s in a picture is a way of showing your love and joy and dedication to the ways of Fortnite.

Wow did you see Kyle throwing up double 4’s he must be a pro Fortnite gamer!!

by Fortnitegamer420man69 June 20, 2022

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022