Cat sim

The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.

Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim

by Robert Sanders of Flint May 17, 2020

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Mogger Cat

A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.

Oh no, the Mogger Cat is there! Hide!

by j0ejxxxj November 1, 2024

cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021