Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.
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Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.
Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo
by Algraal May 11, 2022
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Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.
A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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Sephora kid

When a kid under the age of 13 uses a bunch of random skincare such as retinol, and niacinamide.
Random kid: MOM BUY ME ALL THE DRUNK ELEPHANT NOW!
Me: Shes such a Sephora kid..
by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024
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goofy ass kid

a kid that acts funny when theres a sub or a kid who is not funny
by emo capybara November 3, 2022
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