George Earnest

A know it all. Their opinion is always right. It's their news or the fake news. Always sick. Always depressed

Cut the crap George Earnest

by MYRNewZealand November 19, 2024

george droid

like george floyd if he was a robot nigger

look bob! its george droid! "hello nigga I cant breathe"

by ambatatron November 21, 2024

George Droid

George Floyd if he was a niggerbot instead of a nigger

I cant wait to meet George Droid tomorrow!

by ambatatron November 21, 2024

George Jetson

A construction worker who thinks he's gods gift to operators but all he really does is stands there and pushes buttons all day.

person 1-"I cant beleive that all allen does is sit there and not do shit but thinks he's so amzing"

person 2- "Yea, he's being such a George Jetson"

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Georgia goodie

Shoving a frozen banana up your nose then putting a frozen shit you took earlier to then put it in your grandmas stinky, wrinkled ass to then eat here out while her pussy is dripping with ketchup and cheese wizz

Me and my granny are gonna stay home and participate in a good ol’ Georgia goodie

by User99554466 December 2, 2024

George Olsen

A guy who is very Olsen.

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Cradle me where Southern skies can watch me with a million eyes.
Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves
Cover me with heaven's blue and let me dream a dream or two
Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves
I'm breezing along, along with the breeze
I'm hearing a song, a song through the trees
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh
A pine melody caressing the shore
Familiar to me, I've heard it before
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, that Southland
Don't I feel it in my soul, and don't I know I've reached my goal?
Sing to me, sing to me, sing to me
Lullaby, lullaby, lullaby
Of the leaves! GEORGE OLSEN

by Rexus Solextra December 5, 2024

geocaching

Wasting time and energy looking for a worthless container. Wondering around like an idiot in public. Looking like a creepy stalker around businesses. An easy way to get a Darwin Award.

Today, I fell off a bridge while geocaching. I tried to grab a pill bottle just out of reach, fell 100 ft, landed on some hard rocks, and got a compound fracture in my tibia. There was nothing valuable in the pill bottle. It had no map to a treasure chest full of gold coins. It just had a water-soaked rite-in-the-rain log I couldn't even sign. Kind of stupid, huh? I just realized no one gives a crap about my accomplishments; my wife and kids want me to quit because it ruins their vacations. All my friends and family wish I'd stop bragging about the 5/5 cache I found in a wasps' nest 1000 ft up in California Redwood tree.

by Felis_Catus_Lover December 5, 2024