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Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).
I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.
by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024
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Cum

by soupystew August 4, 2023
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Cum Nugget

the process of ejaculating in the bathtub and proceeding to roll up the semen into a "wad of cum" with hot water
SaltNCyanide was playing vrchat and jerked it in the bathroom and made the biggest fucking cum nugget on record
by SaltNCyanide March 31, 2021
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cum

white stuff that comes out of a dick or pussy when its horny.
by cummdaddy February 3, 2022
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Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.
Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.
by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023
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Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.
"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 26, 2021
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cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra
Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere
by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017
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