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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.
"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."
by FANNO November 21, 2024
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pizza kids

A nickname used in certain Pizza Tower Discord servers to define younger members of the Pizza Tower fandom who are cringe
"Great those Pizza Kids aren't following the rules..."
by King_Royal October 18, 2023
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Fortnite kid

Someone who sits on his ass all day and doesn't touch grass
by CoolBirb May 30, 2022
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green screen kid

some kid under the age of 13 who hides their face in the corner of a youtube short and gets millions of views and likes
Green screen kid- kid who hides his face in the corner of a youtube short to get millions pf views and likes
Me- ughhh its a green screen kid again and they have- WHAT THE- 10 MILLION VIEWS?!
by green screen kid hater March 3, 2024
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Green Screen Kid

A Green Screen Kid is someone who uses the green screen feature on Youtube Shorts to steal and gain more views than the original short. Usually they would cover their face with any object or face their device to the ground while using the feature, preventing their face from being visible.
Person 1: The fuck? Someone just stole my video and gained more views and likes than me
Person 2: Probably one of those damn Green Screen Kids.
by The Altiner April 17, 2024
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Popular Kid

An Emophobic piece of Crap with A Bad Donald Trump Tan and A Really Bad Ego
Popular Kid: Emo's are Frickin Stupid and don't Deserve Equal Rights
Me (An Emo Myself) Morphs into A Power Ranger and Kicks the Popular Kid in the Face
Me: EMO RIGHTS!!!!!!
by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023
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