ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.
Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
by freenopa. November 13, 2010
Get the ass-crisco mug.Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.
Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.
Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.
Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.
by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010
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Get the cha-ass mug.The same as saying Ass, but with much more emphasis, especially when referring to a smell or a person's behavior.
Ex. 1:
"Dude, your room smells like Triple-Ass."
Ex. 2
"Jake is such a Triple-Ass, ratting out George like that."
"Dude, your room smells like Triple-Ass."
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"Jake is such a Triple-Ass, ratting out George like that."
by Kaiser_Soze May 10, 2009
Get the Triple-Ass mug.The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009
Get the Ass-Panic mug.An ass snazz is a person with an ass that really needs a bath...
Ass snazz mostly means a shitty ass hole in other words. Ass snazz's smell like a mix of rode apples and crushed cat.
Ass snazz mostly means a shitty ass hole in other words. Ass snazz's smell like a mix of rode apples and crushed cat.
by x0x0emily1995 January 29, 2009
Get the Ass Snazz mug.The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.
by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009
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