Cum

Cum is a thing not an object, if cum has enough volume to be thought of as an object you are a whore.

“mmm cum”

by beanbob November 14, 2022

cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face

billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night

by doodoobreath December 20, 2008

Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole

Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole

by The tax um da um da um da January 14, 2024

cum

yummy sauce

“do you want some cum on your chips?”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

Cum

ppl are writing whole wattpad smut fanfics

and i read evry single bit of it

cum

by nftsarebad February 5, 2022

Cum

Cum is a slang word for semen.

Ugh, someone left a cum stain on this sheet. How disgusting!

by GoofyMan3 February 6, 2022

Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024