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Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.
“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”
by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025
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cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood
bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?
by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024
mugGet the cum water in the hoodmug.

Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?
by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024
mugGet the Cum funnelmug.

Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct
by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 4, 2021
mugGet the Cum Constructmug.

Cum

The white sticky warm stuff that CUMS out of your large hard penis when your feeling horny af
Girl:fucks boy
Girl:PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME
boy:ohh ohhh AHHH YES
girl:OH YES ITS SO WARM AND STUCKY UP THERE NOW LETS GET YOU TO DEEP THROAT ME
by Cumywummycummaster6969 March 20, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum

Cum
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by Bettafish541 December 20, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

Cummed in by a girl

When a girl uses a strap on with a tube to cum inside of a man’s asshole while fucking his ass. The man becomes the girl’s bitch by letting her cum inside of his ass. The man feels extreme humiliation. Done with squirt.
He seems like the kind of guy to get cummed in by a girl.
by hwidheufjdnckdjekdjjs July 25, 2024
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