Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

cat

a floofer bean, has the foofiest little beans on its foots

omg im getting a cat! cant wait to sqeeze its little floofer bean toes!! :3

by Łûčkÿ_Çøłłïę November 25, 2020

Cat

Another word for pussy. Hiding the word pussy

Guy 1: I are a cat last week .
Guy 2: me too that cat was wet.

by boi Anthony snap:anthony.ooo February 27, 2018

cat

adorable little death machines

dude 1: hey have you seen my cat?

dude 2: no- AHHHHH (DIES)

by Zoyameow October 21, 2023

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Lexi.
The ACTUAL definition of this phrase.

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.

by KillahQueen May 25, 2021

cat emojis

the stupid meaning is a private part, like wth that is not the meaning of a cat emoji
the real meaning depends on the cat emoji, the laughing one is just a cat version of the laughing emoji
the happy cat emoji means that you are happy or you are happy for someone
etc.

example of using cat emojis
Jimmy: "look at this funny cat meme"
"insert funny cat meme here"
Josh: "LOL thats so funny "cat emoji" "

by captainmanticore September 8, 2022