Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

Women who wear one shouldered tops

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.

Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

by Dirtyresearch April 30, 2022

tiana, my one and only, mi amor

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.

i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"

by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.

we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

tap dat ting one time

when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.

"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)

by TrevorC December 4, 2006