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Bandit fucking

Fingering someone with your hand in the shape of a gun, much like the way a bandit holds a six shooter
Jimmy thought Lorie was uptight, until he went about bandit fucking her all night.
by creedy July 5, 2012
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insurance fuck

A girl who you fuck, in case you can't get a better fuck.
Rebecca is my insurance fuck this month cause schools out and I may not be able to do better.
by Simple! August 26, 2013
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Fucking the tribe

When the actions of one person screws over the plans of a group of people.
Joey: Hey can we use your car so we can drive to the frolf course?
Devon: Ehhhh, I don't feel comfortable letting other people drive.
Joey: Dude! You're fucking the tribe!
by Derpy eyes November 27, 2011
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Fuck on Luck

To have sex without protection and hope to be lucky enough to not get anyone pregnant.
Girl: Dammit there's no condoms left

Boy: Looks like we're gonna have to fuck on luck
by Ace Fire December 16, 2011
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fuck it for now

a phrase used when you need to do something important but decide to do something unimportant instead.
by david hagen March 1, 2011
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Fuck Hog

To keep someone to yourself through the act of coitus.
Josh is such a Fuck Hog. I haven't seen Amanda for days.
by Jamandosh March 2, 2011
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Fucking Yawn

An exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker's absolute boredom - usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.

Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.
Corporate Powerpoint Presentation Type : "So here we can see last years Net Promoter Score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. Going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing space"

Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"
by El Ronnoco III August 15, 2011
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