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No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).
Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"
by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021
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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019
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Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
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dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
by dracosldie December 21, 2024
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