helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Don't get your panties in a knot

Don't do anything that will make you suffer.

If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan)

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"

GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

by Dr. Spankenstein October 23, 2019

I wanna get lost with you

I wanna get lost with you means that you and your dream lover want to sneak off together somewhere, where nobody will (hopefully) find you and, literally, for lack of better term, screw day and night.

I wanna get lost with you. Let’s go to the Northernaire Motel. Nobody will find us there. Or, even want to look there. Ahhh! Ecstasy! Bliss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

U get absolute 0 Bitches

You Get 0 Play

Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

by Nathan0.o TT April 8, 2022

get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020