Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010

Double shot

When you throw a shot of alcohol down someone’s throat while you are coming inside of them.

Girl I’m gonna double shot you so hard tonight.

by Urethratoucher69 May 22, 2021

Double Ds

A component of the song "Jordan Belfort"

A girl or woman with a DD bra size

Bitch with double Ds she's a love of my erection and her mini ovaries but I ain't about affection so easily the sober me just smokes and then forgets em. Sometimes this life seems a little simple, especially when they tell me that I am something special... (Jordan Belfort) jordan belfort bitch bra breasts

by Queen of the valley July 17, 2016

DOUBLE KETCHUP

A threesome with two women who are menstruating.

My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.

by RedNapkin June 30, 2023

Double Bum

The action that occurs when one bum touches another, creating a double bum.

See those guys over there, they're doing the double bum.

by Beefanny February 15, 2018

Double entendre

When you fart while peeing

Ex: i'm feeling a little gassy and i have to pee....i think this might be a "double entendre" situation!

by Mrs. Ladywood January 11, 2019

double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015