cum

cum

i love to cum

by BEASGB May 27, 2022

He cums radiation

Most relatable lyric ever

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!

by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

cum

bitch you know this

*cum*

by the cum April 17, 2021

Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 20, 2024

Lengthy-cum

Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).

Man... last night Cindy made me lengthy-cum. I was worried my condom would burst!!

by snickered July 5, 2016

Cum-palsy

The temporary state of being unable to articulate or coordinate movement secondary to other orgasm overload

Crikey Voilet! I can barely feel me legs! I’m down with the cum-palsy

by Heck Dan June 28, 2025