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Emo Kids

A social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united. A true emo kid does not label him/herself as being "emo"...often this label is foisted on him or her against the alleged emo kid's will. True emo kids listen to whatever the hell music they feel like, and it is often poetic or expressive. Emo is not a clothing style, cutting your wrists, or being a frequent buyer at Hot Topic. Those who call themselves "emo" are most likely just trying to be "scene" and have really screwed up the genre through wearing generic, borderline gothic clothing that all their sad little friends wear.
FAKE EMO KID tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment. Is often rich and frequents expensive stores like Hot Topic to cultivate a flawless emo image. May go so far as to draw fake scars in strategic locations so as to look depressed and suicidal. Claims to listen to indie bands that no one else has heard...and neither has the fake emo kid.

TRUE EMO KID was most likely emo before this was a stupid fad. May shop at hot topic, but only if they actually like the clothing, not because they think it will make them look cool. Probably classified by friends and others as "emo"...the label is often not self-professed in the case of the true emo kid. Doesn't give a shit whether music is mainstream or not...it just has to be artistic.
by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022
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Greenscreen Kid

A kid on a greenscreen moving around “reacting” to videos
You are a greenscreen kid
by Im not doing a handle tbh mate February 26, 2024
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Kid

1. Noun A young minor ages 5-16

2. Slang A person who is crying, screaming, or acting like a child.

3. Slang A term used in gaming, calling someone a kid because they either act like one, toxic as fuck, or just generally a kid.
1. I love being a kid! School is so fucking fun!!1!1!1!1!1

2. This 22 year old is still living in out house, he is also acting like a kid

3. RobloxIsdaBest_6261: Wowwww u such a kid.
by Vampxxire February 26, 2021
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Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.
My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!
by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024
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KineMaster Kid

A kid, typically from the logo community*, who makes all their videos in KineMaster. Quality can vary from very poor to very good, depending on the creator and the creator's experience with KineMaster.

*Can also be a Gacha kid.
by Accidental Meming July 8, 2023
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Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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brick kids

Crazy ass kids that are not afraid of beating people’s ass for shaming their town. They aren’t all rich but know how to throw down. Don’t mess with brick kids or they will fuck you up. At the same time they ate the most fun and chill people ever and you should be friends with a brick kid. Because kids from brick, Nj are the best in Nj
Person 1: Damn I crapped talked those brick kids at the party and they fucked me up
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
by 91253Yewww August 7, 2018
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