red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have

dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Red Mage

A terrible YouTube channel ran by a lazy British snob who loves to play Fortnite and take names of Final Famtasy characters.

Did you hear about that red mage channel? What a lazy snob!

by Fordobread June 1, 2018

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

by fvdfbdetgrt4rfgbg xnfgrbbfgbgt March 19, 2022

Red and White Can

Canned whipped cream, Campbell's Soup

Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

Vodka Red Pussy

A type of vodka that is produced during menstruation through the poosay. It is a Pussian delicacy and it is a must-try drink, its only competitor is Warm Iguana Goop.

"stages from rehab. vodka red pussy."

by Wig eater August 25, 2024