Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

pull a u-turn

to bend your erect penis backwards, into a U-shape, for the purpose of fucking someone with just the shaft, explicitly not using the tip.

Sharon didn't want to play a game of just the tip because she "knew how that was going to end up," so I opted to pull a u-turn and gave her just the shaft instead.

by Speczial K June 3, 2016

Pulling a Mark Emmert

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.

The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).

by waytogo123 October 8, 2012

Pulling a Chris Smith

Verb.

Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.

"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"

"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"

by cellafestiva September 14, 2017

pulling a dustin fox

Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.

Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....

by duffle01 October 21, 2010

Pulling a full Henderson

Taking lots of drugs and eating a full meal before doing something important. Pulling a half Henderson includes only one of these objectives. Think of a Jeffery, but with a steak dinner afterwards.

Holy shit he’s pulling a full Henderson before going on stage! Hope he doesn’t have a heart attack.

by Frodobuggins September 2, 2019