Pull a Sgt Lee

This happens when a co worker starts a job or task and states "i'll be back"...just to never come back and leave the job for you to finish. Or does come back five hours later when the job is done.

Blake: Hey johnny i just started faxing this TPS report. Could you watch this "i'll be back" i need to get coffee.
Johnny: Hey asshole!! dont pull a Sgt Lee you better come back!

by Johnny Jizzem April 25, 2008

Pulling a Mark Emmert

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.

The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).

by waytogo123 October 8, 2012

I Pulled an Ace!

After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...

"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"

by Ace of heart June 17, 2013

Kentucky Kock Pull

The sexual act in which a male inserts their dick in a females butt and she clenches and runs away ripping the genitalia off of the male

My boyfriend didn't ask to put it in my ass, so I gave a Kentucky Kock Pull.

by bigboi March 18, 2016

Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

by concrete man August 14, 2011

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

pull a u-turn

to bend your erect penis backwards, into a U-shape, for the purpose of fucking someone with just the shaft, explicitly not using the tip.

Sharon didn't want to play a game of just the tip because she "knew how that was going to end up," so I opted to pull a u-turn and gave her just the shaft instead.

by Speczial K June 3, 2016