Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

pulling a dustin fox

Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.

Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....

by duffle01 October 21, 2010

Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Pull a Sgt Lee

This happens when a co worker starts a job or task and states "i'll be back"...just to never come back and leave the job for you to finish. Or does come back five hours later when the job is done.

Blake: Hey johnny i just started faxing this TPS report. Could you watch this "i'll be back" i need to get coffee.
Johnny: Hey asshole!! dont pull a Sgt Lee you better come back!

by Johnny Jizzem April 25, 2008

I Pulled an Ace!

After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...

"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"

by Ace of heart June 17, 2013

Kentucky Kock Pull

The sexual act in which a male inserts their dick in a females butt and she clenches and runs away ripping the genitalia off of the male

My boyfriend didn't ask to put it in my ass, so I gave a Kentucky Kock Pull.

by bigboi March 18, 2016

i pulled a Santi

used by Access to Science students, when you barely scrape a pass on your test, and miraculously achieve a triple distinction in an assignment, therefore averaging an overall distinction for the unit.

"Oh man, I'm so lucky, I just found out I pulled a Santi in my unit # assessment!"

by n0teasy June 13, 2018